The science behind fatty boombahs

It's true - you can't drown fat kids.

Despite what has been previously reported, kids are not getting fatter. This is a blatant Labor party lie. The science of fat kids is still up in the open. In fact, it's actually becoming like a religion. A Fat Kid Religion, and I am not a believer of the Fat Kid Religion. It's a green myth, a green scare perpetrated by those who don't know what they are talking about.

I've had a look at the IPCC figures, and I am going to ignore the facts in the article and focus on the bits we are unclear about, because that is proof kids aren't getting fatter.

In fact, obesity in children has gone down slightly in the past year, and that alone is proof that even though the science points to fat kids getting fatter (which categorically I deny), fat kids aren't as fat as last year which proves my point that child obesity is a myth, no matter which way you look at it.

There are many (well, 30) scientists who disagree (or aren't convinced) about child obesity. This is proof that the science of child obesity isn't settled, even though many of these scientists are being paid off by fast food companies, and who is Tim Flannery to talk anyway? He eats hamburgers. This is another example of the hypocritical Left, and if The Left believe in child obesity then it must be false which proves that the science behind child obesity is shaky at best.