Holiday!

Enough of this leadership speculation. I'm going overseas. I will now show you my itinerary.

Countries I am visiting:

USA
England

Countries I am not visiting:

Palau
Tonga
American Samoa
Rhodesia
Burkina Faso.
Bosnia.
That country with the poor people.
Paris.

I am meeting with the senior secretaries to the senior associates of the casual receptionists of some senior officials. Also, and don't tell the media this, I plan to meet Fergie. Yeah, I'd tap that ass.