Sorry about my unexplained absence. It turns out Malcolm Turnbull snuck into my office one night and changed all my passwords to malcolmrox2008. Very funny, Malcolm. I was unable to log in.
I suggested that he is so funny he should be in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Malcolm told me that his act would involve him reading my press releases.
I had no response at that particular time.
At 11pm I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and texted "You suck Malcolm".
I owned him.
About Me
- Dr. Brendan Nelson
- I am rumoured to be leader of the Liberal Party. I am also a doctor, and in my spare time I like to play shred geetar, boi.
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