Nelson Facts #1

Little known fact about me:

I am one hard-nosed motherfucker motorcyclist. Just dig this quote from my website:

As any motorcyclist will tell you, safety gear is essential to enjoying your time on the road. I have two bike jackets.

Born to be wild, baby.

There is nothing more I love than flying down the road at a relatively safe thirty kilometers per hour, a mild breeze in my face, and a stomach full of decaf.

I'm a bad arse and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially that Malcolm Turnbull who does NOT have a motorcycle and is NOT a doctor. Never has been, never will be.