Nelson Facts #1

Little known fact about me:

I am one hard-nosed motherfucker motorcyclist. Just dig this quote from my website:

As any motorcyclist will tell you, safety gear is essential to enjoying your time on the road. I have two bike jackets.

Born to be wild, baby.

There is nothing more I love than flying down the road at a relatively safe thirty kilometers per hour, a mild breeze in my face, and a stomach full of decaf.

I'm a bad arse and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially that Malcolm Turnbull who does NOT have a motorcycle and is NOT a doctor. Never has been, never will be.

Fuck Ted

Seriously.

Fuck him.

I can't believe I belong to the same party as that guy. Unlike myself, he has no hope of being elected leader by the people of this great nation, Australia.

He doesn't play guitar and he's never even been defence minister. Or a doctor. Not even a doctorb.

It's like I was saying to the C-Train (that's Condi - sorry, Condoleezza Rice for those not in the know) last year, Ted is a chump.

Looks good in speedos though.

OMG HOT!

Condi said she'd tap it.

Right on, sister.