I'm back

Sorry about my unexplained absence. It turns out Malcolm Turnbull snuck into my office one night and changed all my passwords to malcolmrox2008. Very funny, Malcolm. I was unable to log in.

I suggested that he is so funny he should be in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Malcolm told me that his act would involve him reading my press releases.

I had no response at that particular time.

At 11pm I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and texted "You suck Malcolm".

I owned him.

Nelson Facts #1

Little known fact about me:

I am one hard-nosed motherfucker motorcyclist. Just dig this quote from my website:

As any motorcyclist will tell you, safety gear is essential to enjoying your time on the road. I have two bike jackets.

Born to be wild, baby.

There is nothing more I love than flying down the road at a relatively safe thirty kilometers per hour, a mild breeze in my face, and a stomach full of decaf.

I'm a bad arse and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially that Malcolm Turnbull who does NOT have a motorcycle and is NOT a doctor. Never has been, never will be.